tour eleven day three- today's forecast is horny with a chance of assholes

what the absolute fuck was wrong with everyone today?? Was it something in the air??

Am I ovulating?

Do people see a neon sign over my head that says "tell me about your sexual escapades without my asking"???

and yes, big reveal there

I do actually have sciatica

It developed during my paramedic internship at the fire department and then I had intermittent flare-ups over the course of my time at AMR. the worst being when my shithead partner refused to switch off driving with me on a long distance transfer to crescent City (4.5 hours one way, at least) and on the trip back I had to lie down in the back because bending my right leg was agony 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

srsly though i'm nonbinary and it gives my little trickster heart a lot o' joy to see clueless cis people trying to pin down "what" i am. the fact that you can't see my eyeliner wings or purty mouth through my mask and safety glasses is such a plus. stay confused