tour eleven day four- bitch car

the EMS gods are interesting in that sometimes you get to sit at top of the hill for four hours straight with no calls, or you run 7 calls in 8 hours AND you have to go learn how to use the automated CPR device the department is rolling out haphazardly because of the pandemic.

somehow you've ended up on dispatch's shit list and you just so happen to be the closest unit to every single call

no matter which hospital you transport to, dispatch sends you right back downtown. you are everybody's bitch, and there's nothing you can do about it. Bitch car! With some leftover atmospheric horniness from yesterday!

WOOP DE DOO

thank God it's my Friday because we only got to post ONCE the entire day and driving literally across the city six times really takes it out of you. I need to sleep for fourteen hours. Goodnight.